When I was renting an apartment years ago I walked into the bathroom and saw the world's largest spider.

As i'm Australian I figured all large spiders were filthy, hairy murderers and so I chose to face the fucker with my bravery, a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter. Needless to say I almost burned down the entire building and ran away to my boyfriend's house and didn't return for a month.

I still don't know of the spider's fate.